Dec 6, 2021Ron DeSantis’ Final Essay For ENG4704: Senior Film TheoryI’m more than just the Governor of Florida; I’m a film bro just like you. I’ve seen Fight Club eight times. I consider Kubrick a fellow feminist. Hell, I can even relate to female characters like Tai from Clueless because I, too, am a virgin who can’t drive. My Fellow…Satire3 min readSatire3 min read
May 17, 2021A Fun and Simple Recipe for Eating the RichAre you in need of a festive dinner idea for Money-Hungry Monday? Our chefs over at “Deep Frying the Deep-Pocketed” have you covered! Whether it be a thigh, leg, breast, or whole, this one easy recipe can make any slice of the 1% taste 100% better. We’ve all been there…Satire3 min readSatire3 min read
Jul 19, 2020That Really Intelligent Perspective I Had for That One Piece, but It’s Slowly Slipping Through My Incredibly Pretentious Fingers.As I sit here in my gentrified downtown apartment, paid for by my parents, I can’t help but think about how my supreme intellect is being wasted during this quarantine. Who am I without brunch on Sundays to show off that I can be soberer than you after seven mimosas…Satire5 min readSatire5 min read
Jul 4, 2020Surprises Under Your Pancakes!Here at Pancake Universe, we want to bring more than just our shockingly fantastic pancakes to the table. We know that after your exhausting day as town sheriff for the whole 20 people that live in Some-Southern-City-Nobody Has-Ever-Heard-of, Georgia, all you’re really looking for is that sweet taste of expired…Satire3 min readSatire3 min read
May 18, 2020The Best Rotten Tomatoes Reviews for the Worst Movies of 2019On Rotten Tomatoes, declarations from the web’s most esteemed film critics and enthusiasts are known to either utterly tarnish or heavily acclaim box-office successes with a mere sentence or two. …Film4 min readFilm4 min read
May 16, 2020Turning Gaming into Action: How one site is educating the public on COVID-19Koji, an app-developing website that encourages people of all technological levels to get creative with coding and game development, has recently launched a campaign to help spread awareness of COVID-19 safety measures. …Covid-192 min readCovid-192 min read
